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  • 20th May
    2012
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sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”





^^^better story than twilight

sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

^^^better story than twilight

(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via ladyatheist)

  • 20th May
    2012
  • 20
birdsy-purplefish:

dovah-cunt:

grassleaves:

velarfricative:

shercock-block:

cuntbarf:

I made menstrual blood cookies! I am not entirely happy with how they turned out, so I am going to experiment with some recipes throughout the rest of this month so I can try for something great next cycle. This recipe was far too floury.
DDY!

oh

excuse me

“Too floury”!?!? I don’t think that’s what was wrong with it.

next up: vomit bread, shit buns, and mucus macaroons

Do you want to know what the “best” part is?
She’s vegan. Skim through her blog and you’ll find vegan cooking tips. She doesn’t seem to get the irony.
Then she insisted that ass-to-mouth sexual activities are safe.
She collects her menstrual blood (SQUICK PIC).
I’ve seen three or four posts about farting.
So much squick and gore and weird shit.
It’s like a trainwreck. I think that’s the “appeal”. She wants to get attention by being as weird and indiscrete as humanly possible. It’s disgusting, and yet, you can’t look away! I finally closed it. Ugh. I need brain bleach. 
Oh, and I seriously doubt you can even taste it. It’s probably pointless and done for shock value. I can tell you for sure that food coloring was used to make it red.

I need brain bleach after seeing this.

birdsy-purplefish:

dovah-cunt:

grassleaves:

velarfricative:

shercock-block:

cuntbarf:

I made menstrual blood cookies! I am not entirely happy with how they turned out, so I am going to experiment with some recipes throughout the rest of this month so I can try for something great next cycle. This recipe was far too floury.

DDY!

oh

excuse me

“Too floury”!?!? I don’t think that’s what was wrong with it.

next up: vomit bread, shit buns, and mucus macaroons

Do you want to know what the “best” part is?

She’s vegan. Skim through her blog and you’ll find vegan cooking tips. She doesn’t seem to get the irony.

Then she insisted that ass-to-mouth sexual activities are safe.

She collects her menstrual blood (SQUICK PIC).

I’ve seen three or four posts about farting.

So much squick and gore and weird shit.

It’s like a trainwreck. I think that’s the “appeal”. She wants to get attention by being as weird and indiscrete as humanly possible. It’s disgusting, and yet, you can’t look away! I finally closed it. Ugh. I need brain bleach. 

Oh, and I seriously doubt you can even taste it. It’s probably pointless and done for shock value. I can tell you for sure that food coloring was used to make it red.

I need brain bleach after seeing this.

  • 26th April
    2012
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  • 25th April
    2012
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mosscottage:

clairelouise2:

mosscottage:

Reasons to find cheer: Trance FM; taking you aaaaall the way back! (Taken with instagram)

*makes mental note to listen to this channel* CHOOOOOOOON

BUT it is as nothing compared to those totes amazeballs mixes you made a while back… /hint

ah ha! Yeah,  I will have to work on another one, eh?

  • 25th April
    2012
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ariettys5centyattic:

Warehouse in Poland celebrating Scentsy in Europe’s 1st birthday!
All the consultants love these guys, they go above and beyond to ensure we can give our customers the best possible service - thanks guys!



Also, Bartosz in support is very cute ;)

ariettys5centyattic:

Warehouse in Poland celebrating Scentsy in Europe’s 1st birthday!

All the consultants love these guys, they go above and beyond to ensure we can give our customers the best possible service - thanks guys!

Also, Bartosz in support is very cute ;)

  • 25th April
    2012
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    2012
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    2012
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  • 25th April
    2012
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Truth.
koshei:

yapitori:

Tanks always look so tough and badass, and it makes me quite happy when I tank on Jin’thekk and I get comments like “Great tanking, man”, “Glad we finally got a dude who can tank”, and “All right, this guy can do big pulls!”
I’m just glad that they have no idea that behind the screen is a squealy screamy girl who’s derping her way, all the way, and that they all owe their lives to Jisuk and not me.


But seriously there’s no one I’d rather heal for. <3

Truth.

koshei:

yapitori:

Tanks always look so tough and badass, and it makes me quite happy when I tank on Jin’thekk and I get comments like “Great tanking, man”, “Glad we finally got a dude who can tank”, and “All right, this guy can do big pulls!”

I’m just glad that they have no idea that behind the screen is a squealy screamy girl who’s derping her way, all the way, and that they all owe their lives to Jisuk and not me.

But seriously there’s no one I’d rather heal for. <3

(via error-37)

  • 25th April
    2012
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